[VanIslePimp]

HERE IS A EXAMPLE (A VERY BAD ONE) OF AN ENTRY FOR THE CONTEST ABOVE:

Once, in the early hours of the morning, when I was probably about sixteen or so, I was fooling around with my girlfriend at the time in my room at my parents house when my dad knocks on my door wondering why I was still awake watching TV or playing video games. Anyways, my girlfriend decides to hide in the closet all freaking out like we're at her place or something.

Now picture this... what my dad sees is his teenage son sitting alone on his bed trying to hide his boner with no TV or video games going on. And thinking to himself... where did all the sounds come from?

Noticing my Dad had a confused look on his face (aside from the obvious), I said... "I'm practicing my meat puppet ventriloquist act! You'll thank me when I'm famous!"

He quietly shut the door and we never spoke of that day again.

GT: VanIslePimp

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